- me in every situation: im too hardcore for this
I’m 482% sure the train just hit a person holy shit
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May 30th • 1,271 notesyou notice your new sheets are 40% satan. you chuckle at the “typo” until you realize your bed is smoldering and you hear distant screaming
May 29th • 713 notes*looks at room full of christmas lights and keep calm and cary on posters* somethings missing something *hangs toms flag on bedroom wall* thats it.., i have become *a tear goes down my cheek*…hipster *takes picture of room with dsrl and posts it on tumblr under the tag #my photography”*
May 29th • 1,725 notesEarth is the only planet in our entire solar system blessed with the internet, which proves that a higher power exists.
May 29th • 83,256 notesMy little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
May 29th • 68 notesI go to an authentic Italian restaurant and demand a plate of the finest Totino’s pizza rolls. I’m pissed as hell they don’t have any.
May 29th • 308 notesare people in wheelchairs allowed to do stand up comedy?
No
